One Sentence Review Sunday #14

Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)

I literally levitated out of my seat in fright.

Hasta Luego

@Fake_Shemp

One Sentence Review Sunday #13

Eyes Without a Face (1960)

The jaunty music detracted from the atmosphere of a great movie but somehow added to it.

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #12

Lifeforce (1985)

I watched for Patrick Stewart but he shows up an hour in and gets strapped to a table and all the blood flown out of him.

Hasta Luego
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One Sentence Review Sunday #11

Dark Skies (2013)

A jumpy enjoyable full crowd type movie, yes even those annoying teenagers in the audience added to the atmosphere.

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #10

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

Last never means final in horror.

Rating - I loved the first one and this misses the meaning of the first film, its Cottons last exorcism... (is this cheating and making it longer than one sentence?)

Hasta Luego

@Fake_Shemp

One Sentence Review Sunday #9

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

It's bad by way of a lack of plot but if you want slow motion action scenes then fuck it, it's enjoyable.

Rating - 2

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #8

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

I have literally read better Silent Hill fanfiction than this piece of gosa.

Rating - 2

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #7

Warm Bodies (2013)

Romeo and Juliet for the Zombie sub-genre.

Rating - 5

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #6

Stitches (2012)

Ross Noble, as with his stand up, had me in fits of laughter... thought I was gonna say "had me in stitches"

Rating - Awesome, lets say 3... so bad (in a great way) its funny.

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #5

Moulin Rouge! (2001)

A lack of substance hidden well by an abundance of style.

Rating - 4

Hasta Luego

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One Sentence Review Sunday #4

Pitch Perfect (2012)

Achieves to embody the fun Glee used to be before it spiralled off into the High School Musical end of bad taste.

Rating - 3

Hasta Luego

@Fake_Shemp

One Sentence Review Sunday #3

Toy Story 3 (2010)

This meant more to the adults that grew up with the Toy Story movies, than it did to their children who they took to have an excuse to see it in theatres.

Rating - 5

Hasta Luego
@Fake_Shemp

One Sentence Review Sunday #2

Kill Bill

Why does this movie(s) not get more love?

Rating - 5

Hasta Luego

@Fake_Shemp

One Sentence Review Sunday #1

The Expendables 2 (2012)

Made me fist-pump to explosions like it was the '80s.


Rating - 3

Hasta Luego
-Fake Shemp-